Little Miss Muffet, sat on her tuffet
Eating her curds and whey,
When along came young Ryder
Who sat down beside her
And frightened Miss Muffet away.

Himself and young Tully
Are well known school bullies
They pick on young students each day.
So she does not take chances
When either advances
Miss Muffet slips quickly away!

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